Hmm, let’s see...

Lazer makes me think of “lazer cats” so I approve. PEW PEW PEW.

I absolutely meant asshole as a positive.

I definitely meant it as a positive. I fucking love cat assholery.

Cats are such assholes.

Yes, you lazy fuck.

Any coffee shop run by shelter dogs is a coffee shop I want to be at. I don’t even care how bad they are at making espresso. Let me pet you, barista puppy!

This is why twelve year old boys shouldn’t have unsupervised Internet access.

Hm...you asked someone with sandwich in their name to make you a sandwich, threw a hissy fit when no one threw their wet panties at you in awe of your brilliant wit, and I’m the one who’s too stupid?

Damn bro, so hostile. Calm thyself.

From the post:

Yeah, the weight difference between me and my boyfriend is less than 20 lbs. And yet, no one is being crushed by extreme pressure! I also don’t have sex by crushing his throat with my thighs, but whatevs.

Hey, you don’t know his life. Maybe he’s really, really, really fragile. Imagine the struggle to breathe when he tries to have sex with a 136 lb woman! Oh man, I’m feeling claustrophobic just thinking about it.

I mean, I think her asking why people don’t find fat people desirable is an important query, because our preferences and ideals are shaped by culture and that is absolutely important to examine. Hell, you can write an entire article on just that and it would be a hell of a lot better than this whole “hey, I find fat…

This article is absolutely ridiculous.

Um, I love the fuck out of these shoes. Everything else is terrible. I’m not sure whether to laugh or sob.

NYTimes?

I remember reading about this. Apparently she didn’t really smell awful by the end of the experiment but she was happy to hop back in the shower once it was over.