That’s heartbreaking. I’m sorry for your neighbor.

I fucking hate people. Was the dog okay or did he die?

My dad and his wife got matching tattoos when they were in Hawaii on their honeymoon. At the time, my dad was 49 and his wife was 51. My dad loved the experience and wants more tattoos, if that helps you.

I love all of this.

Eyebrow threading and Brazilian waxes. The eyebrows hurt like a motherfucker but they are a necessity. The Brazilian I could care less about, but I keep going because the girl who does it is super nice and I can’t find it in my heart to say no when she says “so, see you in another six weeks?” I am weak.

I love mine! But yes they are messy. I definitely think it's worth the mess though.

I am stupidly in love with that Smart Ash stuff from the Vegan Cuts box. I ended up splurging on the 30.00 jar. My teeth feel extra clean when I use it, and I don’t really mind the black spots on my sink. Plus my boyfriend and I like to pretend we’re zombies before we rinse the ash away.

“Actually, it’s Alyssa.”

My ex-husband’s 10 lb cat put his brother in the hospital. That was years ago and to this day, the guy and that cat fucking hate each other. If she was any bigger I’m sure she would’ve killed him by now.

We have a place like that where I live too: it’s another hole-in-the-wall place (actually more like a trailer) where a single pancake is bigger than your head. My friend and I couldn’t even finish the one we split together.

Bless the people who stood up when she fell, but continued to keep filming. Good job, jerks.

I have multiple pitties! My girl Rocket is an amstaff/basejni mix. Her sister Kira is a baby APBT. They’re both very sweet, though Kira is a little bitey because she’s still a baby. I can’t tell you how many times people have gotten aggressive with me when I’ve walked Rocket, who is the sweetest dog and has never…

Oh my god, that is awful. I’m so sorry that you both had to go through that.

Thanks. He really was worth it - such a sweet, loving dog (to the people he knew). What’s funny is that the house I currently live in was modified (double doors in the kitchen) so that he could be on one side of the house when we had company over on the other side. We went through a LOT to make sure that dog was both…

Seconding the muzzle. I also had an aggressive dog, but he was aggressive to both people and dogs that he didn’t know, kind of similar to Cheddar. This meant that when we walked him he not only wore a muzzle, but also wore a prong collar. When we had people over that the dog didn’t know, he was kept in another part of…

There was a guy I went to high school with who had the biggest fucking blackheads on his nose. Huge. And he just left them there. I used to fantasize about holding him down and extracting all of the blackheads out of his nose because him just leaving them there drove me crazy.

I’m with you. I just want to fucking cry. This outcome for a fucking traffic stop is such bullshit.

Yup, that was the guy. Holy shit, I didn’t realize he had set himself on fire. I mean, that is taking a tantrum and upping it several thousand notches.

I read the transcript and I don’t know whether to cry or throw up. This is fucking disgusting. This is an absolute abuse of power.

The picture is of him and several other men standing at a rally outside our state capitol and excoriating family court judges for ignoring the rights of fathers. I figure that that particular interest group might want to find a better spokesperson.