My pet peeve is when men ask if they can work out on my machine in between my sets when the exact same machine next to me is unoccupied. Usually I'll just point to the empty machine and say, "that one is all yours, dudebro." But one evening I guess I was just exceptionally pissy because when some guy asked if we…

I made the mistake of looking this up. This might be the most horrifying thing I have read about PUA techniques yet. Holy fuck.

I love my ParaGuard every day except during my period, when the cramps make me want to rip my uterus out of my body and beat it to death with a shovel.

You mean this song?

Psh, only prudes worry about being murdered!

Men aren't children and your metaphors are terrible.

OMG YAS.

Ahahahaha yes! Perfect!

You'll have to ask a guinea pig expert but I believe they are, yeah.

I'm so startled right now!

"Bweep" is the perfect descriptor for the sound they make!

The best thing about guinea pigs is the weird ass noises they make.

Pink nose!

My ex-husband had a meltdown when he found out that he was not the biggest guy I had been with. He obsessed over it for months. It was so fucking stupid.

Thankee-sai

Dammit Roland.

My inner goddess recoiled at that sentence.

My inner goddess recoiled at that sentence.

Oh god people are idiots. My ex had cerebral palsy, and his raw vegan friend told him many times that if he just ate a raw vegan diet he'd be cured of his cerebral palsy and be able to walk -__-