My mom went with me when I bought my wedding dress. I had intended on inviting my (now ex) mother-in-law because she had no daughters and really seemed to want to go. My normally level-headed mother flipped out and said that if I'd rather go with her then fine, she would sit out. I wasn't really prepared for the…

Now I use the ring for voodoo curses.

Divorced twice, kept both rings. I offered the ring back to my first ex-husband, which he declined. So now it sits in a box being pretty and sparkly and unused.

I dunno, I've met some charistmatic-as-fuck dinner plates...

I hear it was photoshopped in Australia ;).

Pretty sure it's a huntsman spider. They live in Australia, which is why I don't.

That's a huntsman, right?

For a moment I thought that beautiful kitty at 00:46 was a really tiny cougar...

#shippingfail

I try not to make assumptions about strangers, but when I was out in the dating world I found that the prospective suitors who shared my interests were either incredibly emotionally immature, or did not have a job, or both. It happened frequently enough to make me wary of dating any guy who outright proclaimed to be…

The guy I eventually started dating lives in the bay area and does in fact meet those criteria! I'm 100 miles away though :(.

I'll drink to that. My boyfriend and I live 100 miles away from each other and were not looking to stray from local matches at first - he apparently found my profile at random and decided to message me in spite of the distance. If he hadn't I probably would still be on OKC wading through disappointing first dates.

This was my dating dilemma too - my options were either date a geeky guy who shared my interests but most likely did not have emotional maturity or a job, or date non-geeky guys who had jobs and emotional maturity but bored me to death with their lame ass, nondescript interests (no, "having fun" is not a hobby dammit).

I want "fuck that noise" included in my wedding vows somewhere.

Solidarity.

Her crying sounds like my laughing when I'm drunk. I describe it as wailing like a banshee.

It's an adorable idea! Uploading the video of her sobbing like that...not so much :(.

The dogs were the best part of the video IMHO.

No more being locked up in the highest room of the tallest tower for her!

Right, because able-bodied men are in danger of tipping over like, all the time.