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Countess von Fingerbang still sometimes lurks in here
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That's a huntsman, right?

For a moment I thought that beautiful kitty at 00:46 was a really tiny cougar...

#shippingfail

I try not to make assumptions about strangers, but when I was out in the dating world I found that the prospective suitors who shared my interests were either incredibly emotionally immature, or did not have a job, or both. It happened frequently enough to make me wary of dating any guy who outright proclaimed to be

The guy I eventually started dating lives in the bay area and does in fact meet those criteria! I'm 100 miles away though :(.

I'll drink to that. My boyfriend and I live 100 miles away from each other and were not looking to stray from local matches at first - he apparently found my profile at random and decided to message me in spite of the distance. If he hadn't I probably would still be on OKC wading through disappointing first dates.

This was my dating dilemma too - my options were either date a geeky guy who shared my interests but most likely did not have emotional maturity or a job, or date non-geeky guys who had jobs and emotional maturity but bored me to death with their lame ass, nondescript interests (no, "having fun" is not a hobby dammit).

I want "fuck that noise" included in my wedding vows somewhere.

Solidarity.

Her crying sounds like my laughing when I'm drunk. I describe it as wailing like a banshee.

It's an adorable idea! Uploading the video of her sobbing like that...not so much :(.

The dogs were the best part of the video IMHO.

No more being locked up in the highest room of the tallest tower for her!

Right, because able-bodied men are in danger of tipping over like, all the time.

I've been through a similar loss. I don't have any advice except be patient with yourself right now. I think when we become devastated we exacerbate it by treating these emotions like a burden that we need to shake off.

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I lost my virginity to a guy who turned out to be so horrifyingly racist that I dumped his ass immediately. I absolutely regret fucking that guy.

Nah, it looks more like the Eye of Sauron

I only want to hear a man refer to my cunt as such if I am 100% certain that he will not refer to me as a cunt during an argument.

I read a few reviews from people who felt similarly to you, so no, you're not alone.