I just picked up House of Leaves. I don't think I'm ready for this.

Sounds perfect to me!

I'm convinced that Arizona is the worst state ever.

I yell "CAKE IS POISON" all the time though. Mostly to keep people from eating my cake.

I actually have a friend who left her BDSM community after she watched a well-respected dom severely hurt one of his subs and got pissed when she intervened. According to her no one else did anything even though what he was doing was seriously not okay.

Oh my god, yes. It's terrifying how many abusers are out there masquerading as "doms" trying to take advantage of people who don't know how the D/s stuff is supposed to work.

All of this, yes.

Depends on who you ask and what they get out of it. For some people being able to do it is an accomplishment that they can add to their sex resume, and there's nothing wrong with that :).

Oh my gods! I can't believe she said that in front of your date!

YUSS

Yeah, vomiting during a blowjob is no bueno. Though I've found...I mean, my friend has found that the more you, um, practice, the easier it gets to overcome said gag reflex.

I always thought that those desensitizing sprays were supposed to backfire because they desensitize everything including the penis that you're supposed to be deep-throating. Same thing with the desensitizing anal lube.

Only marginally better than The Denise Show.

I love this! My boyfriend's old OKC profile mentioned that he was hygienic. It was like, the first descriptor he used on himself. It was adorable.

Oh gods, do you own a beagle?

I have two legit dealbreakers: racists, and people who hate dogs. If I am dating a person who turns out to be either of these things, I nope the fuck out.

My ex-husband and I did Sterling and Mallory Archer one year because it was hilarious.

Bullshit. This is purely anecdotal, but when I started online dating (I'm 29) the guys that pursued me the most were in the 24-27 age range. I even thought it was weird - dude, I'm older and perilously close to the dreaded 3-0, why the fuck are you messaging me? Don't you know I'm going to die like, any day now? …

AND saved. Thank you!

I don't even care. Bring it.