Aw, I had a hardcore kitty too! He took no shit from dogs or humans. When he was done being petted, he'd let you know by letting out a yowl and swatting you in the face.

Yea, s'mores are one of those desserts that sounds great in theory, but end up failing in practice. And the worst part is you usually have them when you're camping, so you're sticky as fuck in bug country. And don't even think about going in your tent without scouring the crusted marshmallow off of your fingers…

I think the less bathing suit the better. That goes for all people.

When I started dating my now ex-husband, he had been wearing pants exclusively for about 15 years or so. He had just moved to my city, which gets brutal in the summer. One afternoon we were at the mall and I thought it would be a good idea for him to give shorts a shot if he was going to live here.

Your kitty is a hero.

Nope. I told my friend about this story and he was super jealous. He's very snake-friendly though.

SERIOUSLY. I opted out of taking a shower this morning because there was a wolf spider in my bathtub. NO THANK YOU.

Yeah, I'm sure disabled people totally want your pity.

Already in the comments. Le sigh.

What the hell is that adorable creature?!

One of my favorite videos! I like how little baby wolf kind of wants to keep going even though the lesson is over.

That was my favorite!

Imma steal that red pit bull.

I will eat all of the ice cream for both of us, then. NOM.

For fuck's sake, Ansel — at this point you're just mashing words together and trying to make a dessert out of it.

8 gauge? Holy shit! My friend passed out when she tried to go up (down?) a gauge. I can't imagine going all the way to 8.

I <3 my nipple piercings. I screamed each time the needle went through. Then there was a year of healing, AKA a year of slapping my boyfriend away from my nipples when he wanted to play with them and a year of silently screaming anytime my nipples got caught on anything (towels and shower doors were most common).

We already clarified the fingerbanging issue you boring motherfucker.

Maybe sityoassdown thinks POC stands for Penises of Color.

Passionate, are we? Chill dude, I'm well aware that my cat would eat me without any hesitation if it came to that. My dog would at least have a few misgivings to wrestle with prior to eating me.