Guy’s a golden retriever with abs. He would have to have some kind of truly Cosbyesque scandal come out to make me lose my eternal love for Andy Dwyer. Everything after that has just been gravy.

What can we say to convince you that we’re actually enjoying ourselves? I can’t tell if my reaction is supposed to be more or less orgasmic here.

Bethesda games really seem to shine this way. Fallout 4 is a different game entirely in survival mode. You can argue that it’s all the statuses or the increased difficulty, but what really makes it sing is the disabled fast travel. You have to learn that city like you actually live there, and there’s so much to…

If you go into the weirder parts of the Internet, there is some speculation that Rove and crew attempted to rig Ohio and a couple other states through the crappy old machines they use, as they are rumored to have done in 2004. Anonymous took credit for blocking their attempts, though they never offered proof or any…

Oh, I’m not defending their actions. It’s very similar to the cycle of abuse people go through. You either reject that form of social interaction or you embrace it as your own weapon. It’s a sad reality that some people choose the former, but they are ultimately responsible for harming others.

I’m basing that conjecture off of that song, yeah. Seemed like it was more than one-sided, but Pearl is of course a biased narrator. And Rose did at least leave a message for Steven before she like...inverted herself through his belly button or something...so she must have known at some point. I always wanted to see…

I’m guessing that the show appeals very heavily to young people who have faced severe bullying without much positive representation in popular media. They latch onto it and then get a little unhinged because they’ve wrapped up too much of their personal identity in a fictional world that would love and accept them the…

The show’s most interesting romantic tension, from my perspective, is the story of how Rose stepped out on Pearl with Greg, effectively died, and then left Pearl to raise herself in a shape that would serve as a constant reminder of the incident. And it was implied that Greg wasn’t even the first human she took up…