Pardon? That’s Dutch’s Ethan Randall

The first thing you had to do with AP Bio was just accept the premise. No, no way in the real world Jack keeps that job past day one, of course. Once you’ve accepted this, you can enjoy everything else the show has to offer.

Going to miss this one, watching this followed by B99 was a solid one-two punch on Thursdays. 

This type of mentality was drilled in to me as a kid before car trips. No one likes having to stop for the kid to pee 5 minutes out of town. 

I don’t see why people don’t take care of this before their flight. I don’t know of ANYONE who prefers the bathroom on an airplane to a normally sized one. Seriously, shortly before you know it’s time to board, go to the bathroom. Force the pee out by any means possible. Stand up and walk for a few minutes to stretch…

Joel Kinnaman confirmed he’s set to reprise his role as Rick Flag

“In the first episodes, he (Ellsworth) was a lovable lush”

“How do I make sure I enjoy my upcoming wedding instead of worrying about how it will go?

Yes, it’s a meme. A reference to a Rick and Morty copypasta:

His character was starting to show some genuine growth at the end of season 1 and this season really buckled down on that. The kids were helping him use his smart asshole abilities for good. 

And Charlie Day always gets stuck doing Charlie work.

The kids absolutely were the best part of the show; I’m confident they’ll all go on to bigger and better things.

No surprise given the whole Canto Bight “it’s evil corporations profiting off both sides of the war” bit.

Restaurants are in the hospitality business. In the scheme of things it was a minor inconvenience, but it did disrupt our experience and made it less enjoyable. I don’t think a plate of free chicken wings would have been too much to ask.

I always ask for a different table if they’re going to seat me in the middle of the place. “Is it okay to take that booth?” And I’ve only been turned down once. “Sorry, that boot his reserved.” No harm, no foul. People hate speaking up. Me included.

As a patron, I absolutely hate it when the restaurant is empty and they seat me right next to the only other table. Unlike in a crowded restaurant, where the noise level is high enough that all the conversations blur together, you are gonna hear that other table’s conversation clear as a bell. It is so awkward.

Yeah, I don’t get our whole aversion to people with different genitals shitting next to each other. It’s already considered an invasion of privacy if a dude looks at another dudes dick at a urinal, is it that much worse if a woman does it?

I was watching the History channel as background noise and saw a commercial for a competition show about butchers.  I spent far too long staring at the screen trying to decide if I was seeing a real ad or a joke.  I feel the same when I try to comprehend Twitter.  I don’t understand it at all.  I reread the &pizza and…