This type of mentality was drilled in to me as a kid before car trips. No one likes having to stop for the kid to pee 5 minutes out of town. 

I don’t see why people don’t take care of this before their flight. I don’t know of ANYONE who prefers the bathroom on an airplane to a normally sized one. Seriously, shortly before you know it’s time to board, go to the bathroom. Force the pee out by any means possible. Stand up and walk for a few minutes to stretch…

“How do I make sure I enjoy my upcoming wedding instead of worrying about how it will go?

Yes, it’s a meme. A reference to a Rick and Morty copypasta:

This is why I’m getting cremated. 

Restaurants are in the hospitality business. In the scheme of things it was a minor inconvenience, but it did disrupt our experience and made it less enjoyable. I don’t think a plate of free chicken wings would have been too much to ask.

I always ask for a different table if they’re going to seat me in the middle of the place. “Is it okay to take that booth?” And I’ve only been turned down once. “Sorry, that boot his reserved.” No harm, no foul. People hate speaking up. Me included.

As a patron, I absolutely hate it when the restaurant is empty and they seat me right next to the only other table. Unlike in a crowded restaurant, where the noise level is high enough that all the conversations blur together, you are gonna hear that other table’s conversation clear as a bell. It is so awkward.

Yeah, I don’t get our whole aversion to people with different genitals shitting next to each other. It’s already considered an invasion of privacy if a dude looks at another dudes dick at a urinal, is it that much worse if a woman does it?

No, I love New York City. I used to live there. Sometimes I miss it so much, I’ll fill my humidifier with urine.

You asked so kindly, so sure.

This. My company recently built a new building with a brand new cafeteria/break room. Then they banned eating at your desk because they want us to take a break from work. I don’t eat at my desk because I work during my lunch, I eat at my desk because I don’t want to talk to people. So now I eat in my car.

I was watching the History channel as background noise and saw a commercial for a competition show about butchers.  I spent far too long staring at the screen trying to decide if I was seeing a real ad or a joke.  I feel the same when I try to comprehend Twitter.  I don’t understand it at all.  I reread the &pizza and…

This exactly. Why wait for the rush and have 5 minutes to eat?

Fucking thank you. I have a slate of interns at all times. If we’re out at ***any*** even tangentially related work event, out comes my company card and they all get fed. No booze, but that’s my personal rule bc I refuse to be the one with the messy interns, but they get to eat whatever they want. They get paid well…

Or if they order separate from their coworkers (showing up late + just grabbing something at the bar before sitting down at the table?) get a soda & pretend it’s a gin&tonic or jack&coke or what have you.

Second the Show up late option since it’s a great way to “show the flag” without getting hurt too much in the wallet. If you’re looking to get a job with this company, showing up semi-regularly is pretty mandatory since getting a job often boils down to, “do I want to eat/drink with this person?”

Also, if you’re in a…