Screw it, let’s just make Twisted Metal a real thing.

I’m 34, and I haven’t looked at a Lincoln other than the Mark VIII. Stock HID lamps in 1998!

The new Aviator snapped my neck almost clean in half. It’s about damn time. 

I appreciate the fuck out of this play-by-play!

Lol thanks. It’s the crusty old man in me coming out.

Oh no, what will the game streaming community ever do without...checks notes...professional mask wearer/iPod play button pusher Deadmouse. It will be ruined.

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Meds are super important, but they should always come pretty late in the decision tree. First some talk therapy and mindfulness, then some cognitive behavioral therapy or some dialectics, then meds. Unless you’re having panic attacks I don’t know any adults who jumped straight to meds.

Responsive steering? Thing drives like a boat. That’s one of the reasons I skipped it for an Alltrack

I don’t know of anyone who accepts that Steve Buscemi is legitimately attractive, including Steve Buscemi. Makes a hell of a Nikita Khruschev, though.

I guess on the one hand everybody accepts that despite looking very singular, Buscemi is legitimately attractive. Because the other hand is that can we stop equating Buscemi with ugliness? 

Me: Oh look, another Barsanti article. You know what? I’ve spent enough of my time bashing him, so I’m going to bite my tongue this time. Deep breaths, Unnumbered. Deep brea-

So their legal strategy is “well it’s not like they didn’t already know he was a suspected paedo!”

“But while recording an album with song titles like “Feeble Screams From Forests Unknown” and “Black Spell Of Destruction” with money borrowed from your mom is indeed some poseur shit”

So...do we want to have sympathetic parents supporting their kids’ interests in the arts or not? does it somehow make the art more…

I decided not to have children, literally because I wanted to ensure the cycle of abuse was broken, and I just couldn’t promise myself I would never ever do any of what my parents did to me. I know I would never purposely hurt any child, but I’m emotionally broken, sometimes, and I don’t know what impact that would…

By the time I was 16, I’d endured years of: misogynistic tirades from my father who called me a prostitute when I was in second grade (learned a new word that day!); ongoing paranoia from both my parents that I’d have sex despite not knowing what sex was at the time (lower elementary school); bullying at school from…

The folks who work for me can't park in the parking lot if they leave their tow hitch on. 

Never trust a guy who puts time and effort to make his hair look like a fucking lego person.

Well, yeah, the team sucks now, so of course they can start showing the makings of a spine.

Is this your guy?