There’s no rule saying a married man can’t join a singles league to rip some bitchin slapshots at Johnny Fuckface over in the net, as he’s too distracted tryin to get it in with Recently Divorced But Finally Ready to Try Again Kathy, who’s offsides.

Your scouting report seems, ah, comprehensive.

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

They deserve our support!

i thought of that video too when I first saw this

When reached for comment, the driver responded “Do you know where the candle supply is?”

You can say that again! <g>

Because repair shops like swapping out parts for big dollars.

That’s in Valentine, which is 45 minutes west of Marfa. Neither of these are along I-10.

The station hasn’t been the most responsive to the owner’s calls. One could assume they have liability insurance for this sort of matter, but I guess we’ll see.

Aren’t diesel filler nozzles larger than gasoline?

So, that’s just like, your opinion.

I packed a bunch of RX Bars, trail mix, bottles of water and Gatorade, a couple cans of Red Bull Sugar Free. The car had spare fuses, relays, and several quarts of oil. I was well-prepared.

Just look at the driver’s side rear window!

Kramer would have wrecked that tennis man.

Thanks! You were even quick enough for me to hit the edit button. :)

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