Antonio Banderas has never been called an asshole.
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My son stole my swagger, freedom and coolness. I take every opportunity to embarrass him. He’s one of the most popular kids in his school and has made me into a highschool meme celebrity. Now, when people see me, they say, Hey Mr. A, I saw a video of you “insert me embarrassing my son here.” This little SOB has turned…
One of my friends has a 14-year-old son, and whenever the kid sasses him, he busts out the “Oh yeah? Well, I banged your mom.” He tells me that there is no greater satisfaction than doing that in front of his kid’s friends, and that it’s a guaranteed laugh.
One of the most embarrassing moments of my life occurred when, at a mall with my cousins, my dad, on the ground floor, saw my cousin on the top floor (he couldn’t see me next to her). My dad started waiving his arms and yelled, “Hi, (cousin name)!!!! It’s your Uncle (my dad’s name)! I love you!”
Cared.
After our second was born, my parents and in-laws paid our 1x month housekeeper her fees to come 2x month for 6 months. My parents and in-laws are amazing.
As a guy that drives sports cars, nope I hope they aren’t. It’s a hazard to everything else on the road.
The IRS already targets people who favor lower taxes. The Tea Party people have been complaining about it for years.
Which jogging stroller am I suggesting you buy?
Ha ha ha, perhaps. I told y’all I was hungry. 😑😌
Just goes to show you how much these glory boy millienials want to jack up threes instead of playing true, fundamental basketball. With that height advantage, a drop step in the post and a layup (no dunking, it’s disrespectful) would put him a lot closer to 100 percent. But he’s about the ladies he’s not about the…
My mom always opened up a box from Kraft. :)
100%. I’m actually praying for a new version of the SE. Smaller form factor and a headphone jack is my dream phone. My iPhone 6 is getting awfully sluggish...
God damn it Meredith where are your panties
Just a correction: The character pictured in the title image is Meridith Palmer and she is in charge of supplier relations, not the receptionist.
Let me know when the estate auction is.
where do you live/can i drive it
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Since Drew's a former ad guy, this seems appropriate