This is just gonna be “Fight Club: The Movie: 2019,” right?

That broccoli looks delicious.

Sorry, but everyone is now playing for second place. That is beautiful (while trying to kiss the reporter above is just despicable).

22mph on a treadmill? What, are we supposed to be impressed?

Same.

I made friends with a nice old lady who really wanted to talk to her grandson, Andy. She would call once or twice a month and I would have to explain to her that she had dialed the wrong number (off by a digit).

Gold plated? What a monstrous mistake. Where are we, Circuit City circa 2005? If it ain’t platinum, it ain’t playing.

“That doesn’t include payroll and parallel portions of SE taxes.”

“I’ve worked for 15 years in various city halls.”

Same here (and the school system sponsors a ‘food truck’ that will provide meals to the in-neighborhood community center).

In some school districts (or maybe just each school), all lunches are free. I think the trigger is if a certain number of children apply for free lunches, then the entire campus converts. Not sure if this is only a North Carolina thing or nationally. The hang here has become (1) informing parents of their qualifying…

Parks & Rec was a good but not perfect show (none are).

Saw “Camp Nowhere,” confused it with “Salute Your Shorts,” realized mistake, now sad

It. Just. Kept. Going.

Whoops. Now I have egg whites on my face!  It is egg whites, right?!?!

Yeah, but (1) Bojangles has changed it’s sauce recipes for the worse (2) they now charge for a sauce with anything that is not a meal and if you want more than one (after doubling the size of the container and screwing over those that like the honey mustard and bbw together) and (3) the supremes are now “supremes,”…

I bet Data would want to be ‘aged’ to continue his human journey with his friends as they continued down life’s one-way road.

Well, darn. CBS is getting my money for this.

I went for a drive a few years ago and ended up riding on the highway that runs through Liberty University. I was amazed at the amount of construction going and it looked like a pretty campus. But that is probably the best way to attend that school, at 65 mph.

I expected the article to be “Because Warhammer was already taken.”