Parks & Rec was a good but not perfect show (none are).

It. Just. Kept. Going.

Whoops. Now I have egg whites on my face!  It is egg whites, right?!?!

Yeah, but (1) Bojangles has changed it’s sauce recipes for the worse (2) they now charge for a sauce with anything that is not a meal and if you want more than one (after doubling the size of the container and screwing over those that like the honey mustard and bbw together) and (3) the supremes are now “supremes,”…

I went for a drive a few years ago and ended up riding on the highway that runs through Liberty University. I was amazed at the amount of construction going and it looked like a pretty campus. But that is probably the best way to attend that school, at 65 mph.

I expected the article to be “Because Warhammer was already taken.”

In a similar vein:

I have no use for this vehicle.

Is a wealth tax constitutional or would it require an amendment?

This is a part of the pop culture world that I am mostly unfamiliar with, but what are the chances this man is going to be killed?

I’ve watched the first episode 3 or 4 times and just need to pull the trigger.

And here’s my quarterly reminder to start watching Barry.

In honor of the hurricane:

So what’s the big, HOLY CRAP LOOK AT THE REAR CARPET!!! NP NP NP NP!!!

raids carried out by the FBI,

I’m ready for stop SIGN cameras. To heck with it all. Slowing down a whole, whole lot does not equal STOPPING. Oh, “But I could see!!” Nice, but it is not a “Stop unless you can see” sign.

“not at all mean-spirited”

That is the greatest picture I’ve seen on the internet since Natalie Portman met Hillary Clinton.

When dealing with banks and trying to run down old records, I always get tickled when they say “oh, we don’t have statements going back that far.”

But he must tell the person that they cannot tell anyone what happened.