And, instead of Dwarves we have the WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT THAT ANYMORE.

That is not a C-Pillar

“The fake media.”

This rule is fine.

Congrats on the pending nuptials!

Williams said she will be getting an MRI tomorrow and can’t say whether she’ll be back in time for Wimbledon, which starts four weeks from today.

Eh, if you have to ask then you don’t have it. If you have it you don’t need it. If you need it, you don’t have it. If you have it, you need more of it. If you have more of it, you don’t need less of it. You need it to get it. And you certainly need it to get more of it. But if you don’t already have any of it to…

Make an appointment to have them spayed/neutered in order to avoid this contrempts in the future.

Now he just carries a copy of his deed with him to speed things up.

Ok, I’m gonna try and find a sliver of a silver lining because it’s been a crap week, in a crap month, in a crap year:

Sing-Along - PREACH!

I’m not a tall person, but your story encapsulates why we no longer go to shows without seats (preferrable assigned).

And by all accounts he is a really nice guy, too.

I am worried that my power watermelon eating technique will be captured and spread on social media.

YES!

If anyone is going to Hillsborough to protest Joe Van Gogh’s corporate office, make time to go to The Wooden Nickel. They have amazing wings and a revolving specials board. Their focus on quality ingredients really punches up their ‘bar fare.’

Someone needs to go see an analrapist if that is where their mind first went.

It is even worse now, as he has been through training.

Ahh. . . . he’s playing the long game.

Good.