The new flag of the Confederacy.

Hold up... I thought Lucas got bought out. She killed him? I mean, I didn’t like the prequels either, but that seems harsh, Carrie.

Well...I read that she was “too afraid to cut her son’s umbilical cord” and thought, “that must’ve been one damn long cord,” and then fancifully imagined police officers following the cord until they found the poor woman, bloody umbilical cord hanging out of the pantleg of her yoga pants, casually filling the…

“She’ll sleep with anyone”

A wine allergy sounds like the worst thing ever.

...what about red wine?

I was very disappointed the day I found out I’m allergic to asparagus. Have you tried mead? It’s made from honey instead of grapes. Also, there are some ciders on the market that claim to be more like fine wine than beer.

NOOOO NOT THE WINE!

Mark, I’ve had a very long, very difficult week. And this is exactly what I need right now, as it’s 7:00 and I’m still finishing things up at work and just need to stare at otters for a couple minutes.

“Compassionate conservative”

Hemtrails! Spotlights can’t melt high heels!

You’re wondering about the instinct to survive? I mean...it’s one thing to know intellectually it doesn’t matter if you exist but it’s another to just give up and basically die...

Here's a list of some strains that are arousing! https://www.leafly.com/explore/tags-a…

Weirdly, Robert Zemeckis has stated that there is a version of Back to the Future 3 where Mad Dog Tannen murders Sheriff Strickland in front of his Son. (If you look closely, someone else arrests him at the end) This was edited out becasue it was so evil that “obviously” Mad Dog had to die rather than just be…

Tangent- can we talk about how no one addresses the fact that BIFF TRIED TO RAPE HER? Everyone is just like ‘oh Biff!’ And completely moved on. They even keep him around for the next 30 years! It’s the main reason I cannot stand that movie.

i like indicas for sex, as long as they don’t make you too sleepy/relaxed, because of the body buzz. i find sativa strains are better for when i need to focus my concentration on particular tasks and for socialising/exercising (mountainbiking while high is so much fun, but only if being high doesn’t mess with your…

Not so fast. There’s also no Adrian. This science is inconclusive, we’ll need more evidence.

Sorry about that. I’m just not up to date on all this “popular culture” the kids are into.

Thank you, this is very helpful. I accidentally left off the Iron Giant, but I think we can all agree that goes at the top.