...that doctor between Sonja’s legs is my regular doctor!

You can handle anything for ten seconds!

I see it as more like you meet someone, you have some time together and things just move through.

Her welcome party dress is the same as my wedding dress.

Gives some weight to spooning, doesn’t it?

Growing up in central New York, Oneida Wrestling meant something very different.

What can I say? Life is short and bleak, and beauty one of our greatest comforts. Why the hell not appreciate some hot abs?

I introduced my husband to it, and he’s not a movie quoter. He feels like movie quoters are on a different level, so being around my family stresses him out. He can’t keep up. So last year when I was unemployed and ranting about how useless I felt, he got a round of applause for bursting out with “Your life is NOT…

file a post-nup IMMEDIATELY

She’s my favorite. The fact that she translates everything she’s saying as if you couldn’t understand it in either language, but that’s not going to stop her from speaking both - just like my grandpa. Salute a chi si beve, nono!

Was this lady’s sister on one of those planes?

His band leader is the frontman of Maktub, an amazing funk band to come out of the Pacific Northwest. They delivered such a fresh sound in the early aughts that they became the go-to musicians for collaborations recorded all over the west coast. You may not like Reggie’s comedy, which is understandable, but that guy…

Worst episode in a long time. And that’s saying something!

Ooh, to keep them toasty?

Wine actually needs sulfites to regulate fermentation. A sulfite-free wine is an alcohol-free wine. And who wants that? BUT, I drank some whiskey last night and that set me off too. So there is definitely something REALLY wrong here. I’ve made an appointment for next week to find out more.

Oh, I should clarify. Just because I’m *afraid* I’m allergic to white wine, that doesn’t mean I’m about to give it up. Or any other alcohol for that matter. Ya gotta give me more than a rash to knock me onto that wagon.

Thank you. So many tears.

I made fresh pasta on Sunday. I miss making fresh pasta. Also I’m currently terrified that I suddenly might be allergic to white wine. It’s only a theory based on a food diary from the last three weeks. The only item I’ve had in common on all three nights of my full body rashes has been white wine. FML

Stay safe. I know it’s not much from a stranger, but there’s nothing else I can say.

Are you in Colton?