Kate... Perfect Bey impression. You really nailed "drunk in love".

Yikes, it's a tough crowd around here today. I usually feel pretty indifferent toward Lena & Girls, but I thought the show was one of the funniest of the season.

dude I did not need to know that

Well, there's this:

One of the biggest issues here is that how a woman looks is so intrinsically tied to her standard of living. Better looking women have better jobs, more friends/romantic prospects; the better you look, the better you're treated. Who wouldn't stress over that?

HE DOESN'T TAKE HIS PANTS OFF??? WHAT'S THE POINT???

If you decide to patronize this business, some of your dollars are funding radical anti-choice (and therefore anti-women) organizations. That makes it relevant, IMO.

I do not find Mia Farrow's graphic illustration of the destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter to be as shocking as the actual destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter.

They're called breasts, mother!

Today's XKCD sure is topical.

Someone once told me my vagina smelled like nutritional yeast. I've really been looking for a place to express this. If this was an inappropriate place for that, my bad, I just had to get it out there.

Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent - I don't care which one - but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator.

Why do so many people seem to think that combatting the "girls don't poop" myth requires pooping with the door open? Auditory proof does not seem necessary, but I guess Dwayne Wade is fine with it. If my partner announced intention to leave the door open whilst pooping, my reaction would be:

Yes, on your chair if you are returning. You only return the napkin to the table at the completion of the meal, when you are done.

But, but, but it is actually spelled "Hemingway".

Me too! Glad it's not just me.

Aww, these were actually pretty cute. Though they sort of made me think of Foldgers Coffee commercials.

Why act like an adult and leave your job in a professional manner when you can do it front of millions people, cushioned between ads for Doritos and Viagra.

Old Dirty Shyfty HERE NOW.