Actually I think we need him to be locked up without internet access so that he fades into obscurity because that is his worst nightmare. Dude is a sociopath who is probably enjoying the attention and he needs to be put away for the good of society. Normally I want prison to make an effort at redemption and…

This is the correct answer.

Fuck: Zac Efron, Marry: Michael B. Jordan, Kill: Miles Teller—I've already killed him multiple times in my mind during the preview for this movie.

I don't use handkerchiefs but my husband does, and I find it utterly charming. While I am often without a tissue when I need one, he always has a hankie at the ready for me. He always carries one on him. The sign of a true gentleman.

Pretty sure he ended up crucified actually

Seemed to work for Jesus.

"So You Didn't Have To"

Any time I read an article about weddings on Jezebel they make me feel like a evil capitalist, self-obsessed idiot for wanting a big party with loads of my family a friends there.

It's amazing how much weddings bring out the snottiness in people, from all angles. If you elope, you're selfish, but if you spend money on a wedding, you're a stupid piece of shit. If you have a wedding without spending a fuckton of money, then you're not properly accommodating your guests, and you may as well have…

The only thing worst that an internet pedant is an incorrect internet pedant.

I AM READY.

This ad is wrong on two counts: that the girl is white, and that she is smiling near a picture of pizza.

I think if you're old enough to own a coffee table, you're too old to be charmed by a collection of pictures of things that kind of look like hearts.

"Flooding in" might not be the best turn of phrase to use in an article about a Titanic replica.

It's all about collarbones and elbows.

Or frayed threads on cheap shoes...

Women don't want dick pics, and now butthole snaps are out! What private part of my body can I send to a lady? I think it's time for the rise of erotic belly button photos.

My guess is that it's because the engagement photo shoots are really awkward and the couples are probably just listening to the direction of the photographer, who may be a crappy photographer who really shouldn't be working with humans. People want to remember that exciting time in their lives, but they aren't models…

I don't force my kids to hug or kiss even me. I ask for a hug or kiss, and if they say "Not now" or "I don't want to", that is ok. But that is mostly because I want to teach them to ask other kids if they want a hug before hugging them, not because I am worried it will lead to sexual victimization. I just want them to…

People here crack me up. "Listen, I like nice stories as much as the next person, but if it's not delivered in the style I prefer, you WILL hear my displeasure".