I was totally expecting something different when I saw the tagline.....

I also plan to do this.

With Stacy London's capitalization of "Dumbo", I can only assume she's calling the staff a bunch of orphaned elephants with ears so big they can fly. Of COURSE they're going to give terrible service. They're cartoon elephants!

Perfection. Always hated this movie. My old roommate watched it, no exaggeration, two to three times a month. We no longer speak.

It's pretty telling that the only way they can get all those false rape accusations they whine about is to manufacture them themselves.

I love compliments. I. Love. Compliments. Don't know how to take a compliment? Pass it my way and I will thank the fuck out of it.

Alan Rickman's best Christmas movie...

I saw that movie when it came out and learned an important lesson: If you are a woman past thirty five, dust off your bedside-sittin' chair and your Joni Mitchell CD, sister, because Love is Actually for men of all ages and levels of lumpiness, and the hot young things they chase. Women over 35 get to be wise, but…

"but you knew that."

Hell if I know, maybe Im not on their likeable people list? I don't really care one way or the other. Do you post here under another name often?

Not gonna lie, I was pretty disappointed Jezebel didn't eviscerate Lady Gaga for featuring R Kelly on a track called "Do What You Want With My Body." URGH.

Even if we want to talk about the other things that are actually heavily regulated, I'm fairly certain the point is that we care so much about things like smoking, swearing, and sex—we deem them destructive enough to regulate them heavily and disallow them on TV—yet we don't care about body image which literally kills…

That's rich, considering she's already in violation of the law against actually fascinating people showing up on these things, the miscreant.

Your a mean one, Mr. Good.

He did a thing on NPR recently where he talked about how he became an English teacher for a year, and he was the first celebrity/rich person I've ever heard who actually had useful things to say about education. Tony Danza is my new hero.

Nothing will ever beat the classic: Hold me closer Tony Danza.

Holy shit, I thought my brother and I were the only people that knew about Friends 'Til the End. I was just thinking about it the other day for some reason. Gosh, now I want to hate/love-watch that again. It's been too long and I don't think they show it on VH1 anymore.

Starring Carrie Underwood!
/fuckmegentlywithachainsaw

This was actually my easiest. Light pink is my favorite color, and I loved the color of dark purple bridesmaids dresses the best. BOOM. Colors picked.