Say you went with a rainbow theme, and watch your conservative relatives' heads explode as they say, "But that's what THEY ["they" being LGBTQ folk] use!" And laugh and laugh.

I agree COMPLETELY. It ended perfectly and I was so happy that it worked out for them and for Tami. Way, way, too invested in that show.

Um, yeah, I was thinking Robin Hood had it going on, too.

Yeah, those are definitely T-Rexes. The tiny arms just shriveled up and fell off.

Heh. I adore Tim Riggins, but it's pretty much the only role I've ever been able to tolerate Taylor Kitsch in. He should have slammed that fist on the table when he was offered Battleship.

" I know this is a strange problem, but do you have any suggestions?"

I'm picturing Emily Blunt as the paleontologist. She should have a kid, probably a daughter (a younger chloe moretz type). Her family should doubt her ability to stick to going to school long enough to become a paleontologist. They'll keep telling her she should just marry a nice doctor or lawyer and give her a…

(As an ex-NJ waitress turned California paleontologist)

Doug, the Pleistocene is an epoch, not an era. (As an ex-NJ waitress turned California paleontologist)

Are you my dad?

This one works too:

No such thing as purple urine?

Challenge ... accepted!

S- Stay inside

Yeah but even then, I'm not a fan of this ad. I think one of the biggest problems contributing to rape is the gap between what men think rape is and what rape actually is. Because we've kind of made rape out to be "strangers waiting in bushes for unsuspecting women" whereas that doesn't really work like that. Which is…

You suffer for your craft, Kate Dries.

My first thought was "busted football" and then "super chapped lips" and THEN "sideways vagern." Of course, it's the vagina that always sticks.

But also this happened.

Ok, at this point JLaw is SO COOL I'm seriously starting to get suspicious. I have to believe she has some kind of super terrible secret... I'm afraid to love!

It's not a morale problem at the Daily Show. Most people who work on TV have something like that going on. Your hours are such that, unless you want to run to the liquor store every time you go out, you have to be ready with a lil' tequila under the desk.

If I agree vehemently with a joke is it still a joke?