Seriously. That's welfare I can get behind! And in front of, and on top of, and crossed over sideways...

I am so sorry that jackass responded to you. Here is a fuzzy kitty.

I DIDN'T NOTICE HE WAS BLACK BECAUSE I DON'T SEE COLOR, MANNNNN. I'D CALL ANY PRESIDENT RACIALLY-NEUTRAL TERMS LIKE "CHICAGO GANGSTER THUG" AND INSIST THEY WERE SECRETLY FOREIGN.

What a dick, why did he have to force the PB up Marley's nose? He could have just let him lick it off the spoon.

My first impression was a chocolate chip cookie with some random pizza toppings thrown in.. I'm as clueless as you are.

A frittata I think?

Forgive my ignorance, but what the fuck is in the wake & bake photo of Miley's?

Lucky isn't the word that comes to mind when I think of anything to do w/ a victim of abduction and rape.

I thought it was great. It sounded like it was written by a real human instead of a corporation where the message was passed through two VP's, a legal consultant, and approval from a CEO before being sent. Ick. My only complaint is that they didn't send it sooner.

The exclamation points killed me. I'm of the belief that everyone should be allotted two exclamation points per yer, so he has surpassed his quota. I also noticed (because this is something I notice) that he addressed her in the greeting as "Danielle." This bothered me a bit, if only because it's something that I see…

True enough. But I'm not sure if an exclamation mark is as much a sign of the wrong attitude taken while writing an apology as it is of bad writing in general.

Ohhhhh man, thanks! I'm not the only one!

I have OCD, and I get what Lena is saying. I am not anti-medication for other people—you do you, I don't care what you do. But the general idea of an outside thing having a chemical effect on my brain freaks me out, because I like my brain, even when it goes MIA on me. I don't meditate, but over the years with a good…

Unless you're making major mistakes in a German meat-processing plant, then it would be "You're fucking the wurst!"

Not to pick nits, but it should be "You're the fucking worst."

Sigh. I'm just going to quote Maryn McKenna on this one, because seeing blame the victim mentality in food safety is just jaw-droppingly awful:

I legit have a fake account for Jessica Fletcher, the writer for Murder, She Wrote. It started out just being a joke for a few friends where I got to joke about how much sex she actually gets on the show but she got an insane amount of followers.

I was 15 years old when I had sex for the first time. My daughter is 8 - is it wrong that I want to have her vaccinated for HPV, implant her with birth control and buy her a vibrator some time in the next 7 years? The vaccine is because cancer sucks, the bc because there will be no teenage baby drama in our home…

It is, but I don't think I can wait anymore.

I'm a 21 year old virgin. I didn't choose this because some religious nutcases told me that it is my most "precious gift" and that I need to offer this gift to my husband. I chose this because I want my first experience to be with someone I care about, but that might change because I'm impatient lol. But if I did make…