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Simba and Nala do not approve of being associated with this shit.

Yup. That's one of the scariest parts of letting rapists graduate unpunished. They will go through life as (most likely influential) adults who think that sexual violence is no that big of a deal - especially when they're perpetrators.

I thought he was missing the e in Sandeman and really fucking loves port.

Awww, Ryan Lochte. So dumdorable.

what.

How shocked can I not be that Scott Disick loves Entourage?

Seriously, Donnie, don't you have anything better to do?

The sign at my friends' house says "Lock me baby, one more time."

I don't think they need to mention it, since you bring it up literally every single time Mark Wahlberg is mentioned (and sometimes when he's not)! They probably know they can count on you at this point.

Yes, because being called out for being stupid is the same thing as sterilizing the internet.

Oh my god, me too. Ugly crying. And that last Thanksgiving episode where they all realize Marissa is gone. I didn't cry when Marissa died, but those killed me.

You know what that means...

knowing that Ira Glass was a fan makes me feel only a little bit less ashamed of watching that show for as long as I did. which was only as long as it took for Marisa Cooper to dabble in lesbianism with Olivia Wilde, only to break her heart.

I had the exact same wedding/dilemma! Don't register anywhere. Ask whomever wants to throw your shower to set up a bridal tea/lunch at someone's house, a restaurant or banquet facility. Those invited will call the hostess for gift clarification; the hostess will tell them just what you wrote - "Since they're having

I'm not a misogynist - I LOOOVE women (who conform to my expectations of what women should be and don't challenge my assumptions OR natural superiority)!

The best one is when Lindsay Lohan was doing the Debbie Downer sketch and EVERYONE fell apart.

To elaborate, mine would be Vodka, a never ending pile of cheesy nachos, and the box set of Dynasty. Nothing does more for my cramps/irritability than a raging Joan Collins.

I'd like wine, pie, onions rings and a can of mace.

Oh man, Ballerina Tea. DON'T DO IT!!!!! I speak from experience. That silhouette on the box? That teacup is really a toilet. Can't say they didn't warn you.

& I really hope that people here, as opposed to on other news outlets where I've seen this story featured, are more mature in their discussion of her decision to appear & her appearance at the concert.