How is it that Matt Lauer is still allowed to even talk to people at this point? Who keeps approving this? I demand an explanation.

It has to be a joke. It's beyond just bad. Rebecca Black was bad, but you could tell she was trying to be good (plus, she was only 13). This chick can't be that unaware of how ridiculous this whole thing is.

She doesn't eat chickens, but she does torture plush lobsters.

I thought the same thing. From the "It's so hard to read you Urgh!" to the circa-1999 eyeshadow, it's soooooo campy.

I'm also sure it's a joke, but I'm still irritated by the repeated use of the non-word "Whyn't".

Another thing that makes me think this is a joke... she's sang at Carnegie Hall, studied theater at a good school and overall seems to have a good resume. It HAS to be a joke.

I'm interested to see how that is handled. It seemed to me from the reports that the officer did not intend to shoot him and was very remorseful. He probably shouldn't have been on the police force either, unfortunately. A stew of racism and incompetence, so sad.

I love him. I hope this movie rockets him to superstardom. (He's kind of in an Anthony Mackie place: super talented but should be much more famous than he is.)

And if there's anything hotter than having sex with a spouse who doesn't want to, well I don't know what it is.

But Heaven’s floodgates open when we stop making excuses!

NEVER NEVER NEVER HAVE SEX, even if you want to.

I don't know if I can see this movie. The Oscar Grant story is heartbreaking. That cop shot him in the fucking back and got two years.

Jenny McCarthy is your new co-host.

Because if the baby is a girl, she will be the first in modern history to become Queen by the right of being the first-born. If the current Queen had had a younger brother, he would have been King, despite being younger. This time, even if the first-born is a girl and has a younger brother, she will still be in line…

Erm... what? There have been many female royal births over the centuries. Did you know that, at this very moment, the monarch in Great Britain is a WOMAN?

I could be wrong, but "Thomas and the Jet Engine" sounds like it was from Alec Baldwin's tenure as narrator. #corrections ?

I wanted a crimper, so, so badly in 1988. My mother promised me that she was doing me a favour by prohibiting one in her household. She would show me pictures of herself a scant six years earlier with a really bad perm and say, "Do you want pictures of you looking as bad as this following you around for the rest of…

We haven't seen it yet, but here are ten reasons we're thinking of buying tickets:

Declan is my nephew's name (he's 11) - and there are about 3 others now in the school where I work. VERY cool name and starting to become more popular. Your sister's friends were just behind the times. NEVER tell baby names ahead of time!! My friend actually had her sister-in-law STEAL the name she had announced. …

Yeah, people are jerks. But, who cares? It's your baby. I had a whole list full of names my sister stone cold hated. A few other people were flat out disgusted when I said I might name a baby girl Edith. But I had a girl and that's her name. I am happy with it, so I don't care if anyone else is. I mean, I hope…