Also, and please correct me if I’m wrong (I’m dying to be wrong) but isn’t all of the album Blue pretty much a way for him to say to his ex I know you were raped, but why are you taking it out on ME?

But will it show the instant replay of my face meltdown when I find out it’s a cash bar? If so, #worthit

I mean, in his defense: why should he?

YOU GUYS. He is Scott:

but... how many colognes?!?!? For someone who is TEN. He doesn’t even sweat yet.

Stefan would be proud.

It’s like that thing... where it’s not free if you give it to me.

The only thing worse: Chickpea “Cookie Dough”

My best friend who works in the dairy industry was visiting the last time we saw one and she could. not. handle it. They roped the whole conspiracy theory in with GMOs and basically everything food related. She followed behind the march (because these protests are walking protests) muttering like she was the one that…

Turnip for what?

So many recent chemtrail protests in Santa Monica. Like, once a week. And I just want to scream at them. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT PLEASE.

Nothing else could have made that strike bearable.

Fuck Jukebox musicals. Bring me more perfect:

Yep. That’s what I get for posting without thinking.

Clearly her balls are so big they were hanging out the bottom of this thing. Zarita retails for $325.

I was just getting my eyebrows waxed and the aesthetician had a pendant with a finger print on it. It was really simple and I thought sweet. I asked her if it was her child’s fingerprint, and she said no, it was a friend that just passed. The funeral home made them to sell.

Oh come on. It’s terribly compelling. Wave that fan flag proud.

This needs more stars!!

it means wood in Italian.

I went through exactly what you are going through, and it feels like there’s a gun to your head. After I came out the other side and the world stopped spinning, here’s my take: