It almost seems disrespectful. That said, I have a dress that I’ve just been hanging onto, that I can’t even give away right now because every charity that accepts dress donations is full at the moment. So I guess yeah, trash that dress that you spent 5k on. And then kindly fuck off.

Wait... this is a joke column? Oh, shit...

When i mentioned that she nearly assaulted me, he said, but it didn't even hit you so suck it up.

I'd definitely buy an album of today's top hits mashed together with the grungy standouts of yesteryear.

Something for the pre-nup!

Shout wipes were a necessity in my last office. It was a group of the clumsiest people you will ever meet.

Say what you will, but after enjoying the his and hers seafood buffet, you're gonna want the his and hers toilets.

It is... extremely exciting when you are perfectly prepared for a situation like this one. Like, more exciting than cutting the cake.

Not voting because I can't bring myself to admit it, but I will say this:

Was so worried when I saw the headline that it was going to be an embarrassed delivery, talking around it without actually saying the word 'fart.'

I might have had the chillest wardrobe malfunction possible. We had a 7-course dinner that ended with beef in a red wine sauce. For each course, servers brought the food for everyone except me and my husband. For us, the caterer served us each course herself, I assume, to avoid what happened next.

FWIW, most vape pens that you can find anywhere they sell cigarettes will also take pot. And they are usually as small as your pipe. BUT not nearly as cool or sentimental.

My OP was probably pretty misleading. I don't actually know enough about pot to have any info on strains. I was just telling my husband that we should try it out, and hoping against hope that there was a particularly frisky one, cause sometimes I just can't get out of my own head, you know?

"We're gonna go to camp!"

Pampered Chef, anyone?

It's not at all a terrible thing! If you do it often enough, though, I'd highly recommend investing in a vaporizer. So much better for you. Of course, depending on where you are, that can be hard enough to do.

I literally told my husband last week that I think I would have an easier time getting there if I could clear my head with cannabis. He was all, “point me to the strain, and I’ll get a card right effing now.”

Just finished season one of The Red Road.

I, for one, cannot wait until my nemesis gets her clit bluetoothed.

Your fiancee is getting bullied on the knot, yes? Kudos to you, sir. My husband wanted to create an account last year just to troll those nasty curmudgeons when they came after me. I told him to save his white-knighting for family bullies, but I commend you for your essay. It needed to be said.