just a very particular blue. One that I'd never seen before on a dress. Maybe a shoe or a handbag.

Not really. Definitely not mother in laws. And certainly not when not specifically asked to. If it happened by accident, then it's oh well who cares. But this was deliberate. After months of hemming and hawing about how she didn't know what to wear but she definitely wasn't going to buy anything, she bought a dress…

My MIL asked me for a picture of my bridesmaids dresses before the wedding, which I sent with the assumption that she was just curious.

I did read it. And I thought above everything else... she's a terrible writer. I have the feeling that the publisher was pushing for a fast release and didn't have her best interests at heart. Otherwise, there's no excuse for letting it get released in it's half-baked argumentative form.

Ooh! It's not a thing anymore! I just got back from Paris. They are taking down the railings and putting up glass by the end of March. Right now it's all boarded up and (obviously) graffittied, but soon it will be completely taken care of.

Most annoying for me is when relatives say, "You're just going to gain it all back." I got married last year and we both lost a lot of weight before and after the wedding. People couldn't wait to tell us how fast we would get fat after the wedding. It didn't matter how often we explained that this is a lifestyle…

Wait, but for real... when/how did we decide the eat the cake line was ok? Was I sick that day? Or do we put our blinders on and power through because the rest of the song is great? Someone please explain...

Well, NOW I AM. Dammit.

Your priorities = perfectly in line. Never change.

Yeah, the complaint looks like the plaintiff's lawyers are going after the deeper pockets, which they should - that's how you actually get paid in these lawsuits. Not to excuse any of the allegations, but this could be a situation where Colicchio is an owner in name only.

I've never seen this movie... and now I really want to. THat is all.

I have absolutely been in a room where someone seriously pitched. "It's Die Hard... in a building!" Everyone made fun of him mercilessly for the next hour.

that, and kissthisguy.com

Oh my god. I would have gone Sleater-Kinney on his ass.

Throwing tea at people is great! I hope it goes on long enough to make it a thing in real life. Like when you're at a dinner party and someone makes a comment about having to press 1 for English. I'd love to whip some Lipton at their ass!

That's really funny. He's been on a lot of my flights, too. Last time I saw him and said, "You again." Which at best confused him, at worst, scared the shit out of him. Sorry, Larry.

Anything I can pair with chicken wing dip.

I know what you're trying to say, but the joke is on the character calling it "reverse rapism." Because the joke is that it's a stupid sentiment, just like reverse racism is a stupid fucking sentiment. Rape is rape. Racism is racism. The phrase "reverse racism" implies superiority of one race. (I can't believe I'm…

What makes the episode worth watching/talking about is that it's a weird, uncomfortable, not often discussed, very blurry area.

He dances like a good ol' embarrassing dad.