^^^This is an important public service announcement.

Sazerac is the guy that is totally into the sound and poetry of the "Blurry Stain Effect," the band that Jimmy Kimmel just made up.

Dirty Martini: You know you should stay away, but you really don't want to.

I hope you dance.

Jager will give you herpes, and tell everyone you gave it to him.

Chianti is the boring guy your mom wanted you to marry, and keeps comparing all your new boyfriends to. It doesn't matter if the new guy is a sophisticated well-born Barbaresco, or a down-home Rosso di Montepulciano. Every time you bring home a new vino, Mom's all like, "you know who I haven't seen in a while?"

Saint-Germain is the guy you're totally into in college, you spend all your time wondering if he likes you back, you turn down other opportunities to date, and it turns out that everyone else knew all along that he was into dudes.

Yup! She is a competing caterer, and she's fan-freaking-tastic.

She was a great nemesis on Party Down!

What's so fucked up is that this trial will be going on for years to come. It is currently in an appellate court. Once they reach a decision, it will be kicked up to their supreme court, and can and will be kicked back down for another round. Their nightmare is far from over.

Married women who want birth control are obviously cheating on their husbands, and don't want to be impregnated by the hundreds of dudes they are boning on the side. You know, for fear that the baby won't look like the father.

All kinds of awful, but... I just want to thank you guys for the art. Look to the cookie, Elaine.

I couldn't have said it better. I know this because I tried. And you, my friend, nailed it.

I don't know how that's any different from the boners we all experienced slow dancing around that age. Embarrassing for boys, maybe. Embarrassing for girls? Not really. That generally ranged from hilarious to not at all on our radar. Also, wrestling spats don't generally last long enough for you to think about…

I am boobful and hipful, and there was one peplum dress that elongated me. It was a Calvin Klein royal blue number that hit stores in June. I don't know how or why I didn't buy it, but it's the peplum that got away.

Duh, Nordstrom half-yearly sale. Triple points! Leslie seems like a rewards points kinda lady (wasn't there an episode on her credit card debt in season 1 or 2?)

She was the best part of the show for sure.

I have friends on the show, so it's more about supporting them at this point. But even when the show is awful, I'll watch it over a repeat of Love it or List it when I'm doing laundry.

It could have a been that we were in a good mood last night, but my fiance and I both remarked on enjoying the episode for the first time in years.

Are you confusing Josh Radnor with Brett Ratner? I only ask because Josh Radner hasn't directed a lot, but Brett Ratner is a well-known problem on all fronts.