I couldn't get through more than five minutes of it. But how good was the first episode of how i met your mother last night? So weird! I've been hating that show for the last five years, and last night it turned around a little bit! Not a lot... but enough.

Got it thanks. I agree, I probably got initially worked up when Andy asked the question, and subsequently had a kneejerk reaction to the answer. There's problems all around here, from the gendered bias of the question, to the way it was answered. The rape was pretty big news, though. So I would find it strange if…

Aww, I care! I'd like your waterfall picture!! When I was in middle school, my friends and I made a "nice club," so that we had a place where we could say stupid things and no one would judge us. And we let everyone in, you know, to be nice. And guess what happened? It turned into the nastiest gossip group ever. I…

If you watch the video, about a minute in Andy asks "who did you think was the biggest ho." Jonny says it was Tonya.

THANK YOU! This is a thinly veiled women-be-crazy video.

Hold up. This ends with Doucheface calling Tonya a ho. Same Tonya who was raped during one of these challenges? We're just glossing over that?

I think he's referring to the sawing of the pineapple. Clearly, the person who brought the whole pineapple to class, and subsequently began sawing away at it in order to get to the juicy center was out of line, no?

I doubt the movie will live up to the stage play, which truly was worth seeing. Or so I hear. I meant to see it, I just... I don't go to plays. That's such a time investment and the majority of them suck. Just thinking about it is making me tired.

My fiance and I watched Zoolander last night on Amazon Prime. And I said to him that experience alone (the one of wanting to watch a somewhat obscure movie and having it available at my fingertips) was totally worth the $79 for the year. Which of course isn't true, but it just felt like winning.

That one's a personal issue for me. I'm allergic to oatmeal. But even before I knew I was, I felt like it just sat there in my stomach, and wasn't full of the energy I needed for the day.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say if you are eating traditional breakfast foods that are higher in carbs and sugar than most other traditional meals, then no. Breakfast is not healthy. I started (today) eating salad for breakfast. I don't know how the rest of the day is going to go. But I can't stand the way I feel…

Awesome. I love it. Let the stalking commence!

This is only a few hours old. BIG thanks! But now I'm looking for an mp3 so I can rock out on my way home, and I don't think they exist yet :(

My ambivalence about pregnancy has resulted in apathy in entirely this way. That's not an excuse for the title, but if it was targeted directly to me - she nailed it!

Think she's been sitting on that comeback for the last three weeks, or just stewing, trying to figure out the wording?

WOW! That is some serious crazy. That right there is a woman sitting behind her computer thinking she has to be right, and those who disagree with her are just feminists (but in a derogatory way) who wish to act however they want (slutty) without consequences, and her boys shouldn't be hindered by their natural…

That depends. Who are you referring to? The monster or Hiddleston? Because yes.

Wait, they did that? I mean, good in a way, and I'm not going to champion the movement to bring it all back, but bullshit! It was really funny (to me, and only me) that I carried around a viox clipboard when that drug was recalled! (It really wasn't funny. It was extremely insensitive, and I'm not at all proud.)

Yes, Tom Hiddleston. Please teach me more about delayed gratification. With props? Why not. But let's move away from children's programming first, shall we?

My mom is a nurse, so I loved going through all of the pens and notepads she got from drug reps and finding the most inappropriate ones for school. In ninth grade, I had a whole shebang of Viagra products rounding out my desk. Pens, backpack flashlight, pencil case, which admittedly was meant to be a toiletry kit, you…