Best beard shaving sketch ever. My fiance has a beard, which I like. But if he ever gets rid of it, we will make it a day to remember.

You guys are missing the BEST PART! The majority of the commenters on her post brought up that they would love to use the article to talk to their teenage girls about modesty, but they can't because shirtless boys are shirtless.

Mindy, seriously. You don't need two bottles of lube in your car. I know what you are thinking. One is a back up. But you can't be having so much car sex that you need a back up. In fact, the one in your car is SUPPOSED TO BE the back up.

RUDE.

Reallllly feel the need to bring up the point that this particular case is a shining example of why we have an age of consent. Because statutory rape is rape. This case was obviously traumatic. She killed herself.

I had the EXACT same thought. I'm hoping it came from a hopeful pride place, and not a meal-ticket place. Yeah... I best stay on that pill.

Dodai, if you ever do find out what she said, will you please post an update to this article? I don't care if it's next year. I want to know.

I saw that this morning and it was a bit, "Answer the question, Claire," of them to do. More to the point, when she tried to say she didn't want young girls comparing themselves to her, Al Roker cut her off in order to say it's only an issue because you're keeping it to yourself. Which is something bullies say.

Bro, relax. You're not invited. You don't have to get all pissy about it.

Petition US News World & Report? Perhaps with the help of RAINN?

Totally understood. My post also lacked clarification initially.

We dream the same dream, my friend. Mine is outside my building with back alley access. I have this horrible persistent nightmare that I am going to be bludgeoned to death whilst doing my least favorite activity. Or that it's going to eat another one of my quarters, and I'll end up in jail for extreme vandalism.

Holy shit, seriously?!?! There I go, assuming the worst, when their med system is probably better off than ours.

Not even close to what I meant. I had cramps for years that I couldn't fully explain how crippling they were, and people told me just to get over it, that I was being melodramatic. Many gynecologists later I did find my balance that works for me. Doesn't mean everyone will. And I sincerely hope that you do. But the…

I would use that time for laundry. Fuck laundry. It never stops. That's not what my weekend is for!

I'm really happy to hear that. Being a Syracuse alum, I've seen both cases. Times when they do everything they should and can do, and times when they look the other way.

Is there any kind of list out there of the best colleges that handle rape well? You know, how they have like "Best party schools," "Best liberal arts colleges," that kind of thing? Maybe like a "Only schools you want to go to if you want protection against sexual violence that won't roll their eyes and say it was…

You forgot to look at Taylor Kitsch. It's okay, we'll wait.

Please don't buy used tires either.