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This actually gave me shivers. How are you living next to all that?

There was a series on r/nosleep a few years back that was first-hand accounts from a national park ranger. This sounds like another occurrence of some of the stories he told and now I am Officially Wigged Out.

I think I posted this one year but it got lost:

I worked in a dog kennel the summer before my freshman year of college, in the basement of a vet’s office. Normally on Sundays the managers would leave early and since there were only two of us working, we would let a couple of dogs out that were well-behaved so they

I’m glad you came here to say this, because I was going to suggest the same. It takes a long time to reckon with the idea that your parents REALLY fucked you up, rather than just believing you didn’t deserve to be happy because YOU were the fuckup. It takes a long time to undo that kind of thinking but it’s so, so

It amazes me how many people share these stories and just take these entities at face value. 

I’m cackling, this is hysterical. I thought I would be scarred but nope!

LOOK if there’s any place to be gullible it is on this day during this contest, and I stand by it.

Oh JEsus, no thank you hahaha

I think I missed that one! What happened?

Weddings are planned at least a year in advance with non-refundable deposits, so in addition to your comment being disgusting it’s also factually incorrect.

Substance abuse disorders are a disease, don’t be a dick about it.

I mean if you’re not comfortable knowing how you get meat I’m not sure you should be eating it.

It’s cute that you seem to think reporting harassment ends with people being sentenced to any extent of the law whatsoever. 

There are like 19 other candidates, you don’t need to settle for a nicer racist than the one we have now.

Maybe we don’t want people who make excuses for shitty behavior on our side.

I just got diagnosed a few weeks ago, and this resonates with me HARD. For a long time I just thought I was a Problem, or Difficult. And reading things like this really helps, so thank you.

Or the fact that he fired the police chief for recording officers calling him the n-word.

Documentaries are often used to come to conclusions on things, but do you I guess.

Did you watch it? Cause uh...yeah.

Gee or maybe the fact that the world is a literal trashfire and the human race may not survive past the next 50 years or so might be causing that hmmmm?