couchgnome
Couch Gnome
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It is not the state’s job to decide who lives and dies. It’s perfectly valid for you to want them dead, but that’s why we have a criminal justice system.

That’s actually kind of sweet?

(The year of our Lord)

What’s it like being this naive in TYOOL 2019?

Not vegetative according to the family.

Because the two Senators he quoted already did the thing he’s asking about.

She’s 29, not 20.

Male life expectancy is only like 78 so it’s not like he’s young or anything.

I really and truly do not care about those people. It’s like trying to market progressive candidates to Trump supporters. They won’t convert, so what’s the point in wasting resources on them? Other people are capable of changing their opinions and those are the people I’m more interested in.

I think dissecting a comedienne’s speech to this degree is undermining people’s understanding who aren’t on our side already. Distilling things down to an easily-digestible point is a lot more helpful in terms of conversion. Your first point is especially hair-splitting.

I laughed my fucking ASS off and then cried a lot, it was extremely cathartic. It’s almost like trauma can be funny if you handle it the right way *blinks disdainfully at men who said this*

You realize that by nitpicking like this you’re undermining what she’s trying to do right? 

I still want him to sit!

Fucking CROWLEY man just sit down

I said the very same thing to my boyfriend not two hours ago. Available for seance assistance!

Seriously! I think people sub in “too young” for “not ready” a little too often these days. Like, I’m 28. Am I ready to get married? Probably not! But I’m definitely not to young to do so!

26!

I yelled at both of my (male) roommates the other night because I was watching something on the couch and they were hovering watching it too. People just do not understand how horrible that can feel.

You might want to revise your phrasing then because your opening sentence certainly sounds that way.

The fact that you read this as an attack on white women rather than on the men who use them as political pawns when they die tragically is pretty telling.