couchgnome
Couch Gnome
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I wasn’t pissed at Sarandon for endorsing Bernie, I was pissed at her for all of her “don’t vote with your vagina” comments.

I came here to say that, but not as nicely.

You can literally turn anything into probable cause if you’re a cop though.

Could we not compare women to animals please

No need to hyphenate, it’s all one word: baconeggncheese

It took me a second to remember you’re not American when you said the police use a restrained level of violence to stop violence #lolsob

Did you mean another person of color?

Wow go fuck yourself.

Jesus Christ that is SO bad for your heart.

“Not racist just stating facts.”

Nah, you’re being racist.

Might be time for a new therapist, honestly.

I’ll definitely add it to the reading list! It sounds really helpful.

Thanks for the warm wishes!

I thought that was what I was originally dealing with, but the more I thought about it/explored things with my psychiatrist the more I realized I’m bipolar with ADHD and C-PTSD, which is *such* a fun combination /s.

Yeah cause her clothes are what matters instead of the message.

I should have been diagnosed bipolar as a teen (I just finally got diagnosed last year, to my complete surprise), but my psychiatrist keeps trying to tell me how there are tons of brilliant people who are bipolar and that it might turn out to be a blessing. When I was a teenager everyone was too concerned with my

Gross.

Yes. Though to be fair you could have stopped at “old white politician.”

Idk I think prowling around a room on all fours is pretty sinister.

My mom is a lot like this, she doesn’t seem to realize that just because you feed and clothe your children you don’t get a pass to scream at them and make them feel like shit about themselves on a near-daily basis. Her “mistakes” are things like “swearing she doesn’t have to love her children unconditionally” and

So original, you’re the only person who posted a Trump joke this year, good job.