couchgnome
Couch Gnome
couchgnome

Clearly you didn’t read the comment I responded to then. Try again.

No 21 year old has ever made a stupid decision ever in history, and if they did they definitely deserved to die, you’re right.

And openly sob like I couldn’t do in the theater for fear of frightening the children next to me.

It absolutely is not.

Hey we’re just being logical!

Crimson Peak Tom Hiddleston’s bare ass was so preeeeeeetty though
FTFY ;)

I mean if they committed suicide, they wanted to die, so I would assume they’ve moved on.

Gee, I can’t imagine why that might be the case.

Will you marry me?

I think you missed my point, hon.

Oh I didn’t realize your posts and your posts alone were sacrosanct in this public forum.

Aren’t you a treat.

It’s like that in the book too. He’s meant to be that way.

Why do you say it’s stupid?

Our thoughts and prayers are with you in these trying times.

A most satisfying w(h)ine that would be indeed.

Yeah because it’s not like throughout the entirety of history women haven’t been portrayed as vain, money-obsessed sluts with no more depth than their ability to con a man out of his livelihood and happiness.

I know I left that tiny violin laying around somewhere...

Misandry isn’t actually a Thing, you know that right?

It must be SO HARD for men to have to see themselves portrayed in a less than favorable light.

Pretty sure men can control toxic masculine behaviors by...not engaging in them.