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What if your mother hasn’t spoken to you in months because she’s a narcissist who tried to make your father’s recent suicide attempt all about her and her feelings? Is an e-card okay? Keep in mind she sent you a card for your birthday in a seemingly passive-aggressive attempt to get you to speak to her, and when you

The irony of this is STAGGERING

I think I did the same with most of season 2, so I feel you.

That was the end of third season, not 4th.

Not entirely true.

Oh god so true. I just went to the dentist for the first time in longer than I care to say, and my new dentist is a woman. So nice not to have your jaw cracked open just so they can reach in there with their giant paws.

He’s caucused with the Democrats *when it’s convenient for him to do so*

What American prison have you been spending time in lately? A holiday? The fuck?

He ran for the Dem nomination specifically for the media coverage, which he’s said on record. Forgive me if I don’t think a career fringe politician suddenly gets to decide what’s best for a party he’s routinely shit on for the last 30 years unless it’s convenient for him not to.

Why? It’s more than relevant

Bernie isn’t a Democrat so

Thanks for announcing how disgusting you are!

This made me cry.

Oh my god that person clearly hated you. If you ever want to try again-muddle cucumber in a glass, add Hendrick’s, then mix in soda. It’s heaven.

Good gin doesn’t!

Ohhhh okay thank god haha

“tried to make things worse”

That makes perfect sense!

Yeah I think it was easy for teen me to overlook a lot of those red flags on both of their parts. Adult me values that arc as it fits in with the larger narrative of the season even if it’s hard to get through.

Yeah! I knew it was something like that (it’s been a while since I rewatched Season 7, and that episode is well done but sometimes feels overshadowed by some of the other stuff). I’m not saying that it’s not potentially problematic, but I thought it made a reasonable amount of sense.