The rubbing against you is awful because they always seem to do it when you’re on a crowded train and therefore it’s not clear what they’re doing. Eugh

I just scream-laughed in my office. Thank god I’m the only one here.

Double win!

One of the stores near my apartment has a sign that says “Don’t pass Trump the blunt” and looks exactly like an official campaign sign, which literally made me laugh out loud when I saw it.

TOO RIGHT

HEY

Wooooooo!

We can be anxious together! I am currently experiencing similar. Good on you for going and overcoming your nervousness!

Probably won’t make it out of the greys, but here goes.

I don’t have kids but I babysat a lot in high school and I think I said this phrase more times in those four years than I ever have since.

A lot of times the hair won’t grow back over the tattooed portions of your skin if the artisit shaved it properly/there’s enough ink in the area. So that might be what happens with that one.

Brilliant. I'm all for kindness to animals.

I agree wholeheartedly. Although I wonder if that would be cruel to the sharks. The indigestion it induces must be excruciating.

No, because you're being a dick, actually.

I'm guessing you've never worked in food service, or have had your empathy removed. Either way you should probably shut up.

The kind of fucking weirdo who, like, maybe has an anxiety disorder, or is overwhelmed, or has been yelled at by customers threatening them with physical violence?

So...it's the second to least terrifying?

Yeah I would eat the hell out of that, sign me up for the heathen club.

I would eat the hell out of that.

Basically what I'm getting from this is you can make ice cream taste like waffles and I WANT TO EAT IT.