Should probably just burn the stance car. Got it.

Utility would be great if I didn’t have a Suburban. Maybe I bought the hatchback because I like it. *gasp*

It’s working on getting even better.

Yeah, I prefer to just put it up for the winter though.

Also, which vehicle is an extension of my penis, and which car exists in the universe solely because my mother didn’t hug me enough as a child?

Couldn’t find the picture so I had to take it off Instagram, but here’s my ride height on the Beetle. I live in New Hampshire. It gets trailered right now but I’m gonna drive it some next year. I’m an idiot.

Riiiight. Of course I did. Tell me why I bought the hot hatch and the track car next. Real fucking curious why I do these things.

Thanks for telling me why I do things, person I’ve never met.

Yeah I’m a wicked hipster, you caught me.

Most of the hot rod guys I see are guys who cut a check to have their car how it is.

I’ve never met a stance guy that didn’t do at least 90% of the work on his car.

This. I don’t care if you don’t like one of my cars, just don’t be a douche. It’s so easy.

I drive my Focus ST, 240SX and Beetle in the summer, but the second winter hits, Suburban.

I actually kind of enjoy having fairweather cars, makes me appreciate it more.

So you’ve never been to a stance meet. Understood.

Fuck I love that.

This is my piggy:

E28

/stance guy who knows more than you

I have a car I consider to be stanced, and I can promise you I built it because I like the car how it is. I know plenty of people who don’t like it. I also have a hot hatch I daily and a track car. Don’t discount my enthusiasm for the hobby because you don’t know what you’re talking about.

Thanks, I think.

Lucky you. They last longer than that.

RIP in peace

Right, that’s where the whole “Innocent until proven guilty” thing comes in, right?

Jesus, read a book.

Jesus Christ this is terrifying.