It's just a shame that sarcasm is harder to perceive.

I didn't pick the GTI for my award :(

Yeah but you can order it, sadly.

Thank you.

COTD if such a thing still existed.

How about a COTY?

That didn't sound how I wanted it to.

Notice how there's almost a hole in the tail light, ala Hellcat? I wonder if it's for like brake cooling or something.

600hp, how tragic.

Gangster lean.

There's strange omissions for a car of this class, too. The rear baby-seat latches are excellent and easy to access, but there's no cupholders in the rear seat. Sure, you have heated seats in the back, which is nice, but for a car like this — especially an American one — you'd expect some place to stick your drink.

Yes. Two of them.

It's part of the Active Park Assist, that's for exiting the space.

Making this ugly, derp faced design was not one of them, I hope.

....okay

I know, your precious sensibilities have been upset. If only you had read this before your third call to your mother today, you could have asked her for a shoulder to cry on. Boo fucking hoo.

Agreed.

AND A FUCKING HERO.

I've seen this shit before!

A new car a man wouldn't want to drive

But perhaps the most notable thing about this half-tent/half-trailer impeccably organized and maintained bookstore is that the owner, Paul Winer, is almost always unencumbered by clothing.

Yes.