I gotcha, I can dig all of that stuff.

Right, I only have 6 cars because I don't like cars. Good call.

Aw, that hurt my feelings. Like a lot.

I mean, where the hell is the plot, even?

If you loved it, I'd like to invite you to watch me drive around for two hours.

Yeah I'm just waiting for the flaming.

I live in New England and have never been to Colorado/Wyoming when it wasn't winter time, shit seems pretty much like the same thing in the middle of winter. Snow here, snow there.

Jesus I thought I was alone. Hunter S. Thompson is great, and while I haven't seen Easy Rider yet I really need to. Two Lane Blacktop always just seemed like an excuse to find out how much money you could spend to make half of a movie.

Seriously? Ok fine.

Car's great, though.

This was a terrible fucking movie and I have serious doubts that anyone who says otherwise has even seen the film.

And what are you gracing the roads with, Mr. Shaggy?

Ford salesman from New England here to say I hate you.

General Motors has been running their vehicles through physical tests at the Milford Proving Grounds for 90 years. The company's obviously made R&D improvements in that time, but today's Chevys are running through some of the same torture tracks their great-great-...-"grandfathers" were vetted on.

I saw the coupe version this morning. Lovely.

Tee hee wins everything.

That "only" is a bitch, haha.

This would be a Fiat 500 Abarth with a Hellcat engine crammed in behind the two front seats. There would be a firewall behind the seats, and could maybe use the Ferrari F12 transaxle to get the power to the wheels.

Yes. I haven't read the description yet, so I'm sure it'll be really Torching weird, but the idea is yes.

Oh no. Standing.

I over pay and get change.