But what would their dicks look like?

WHY WOULDN'T YOU PUT HEADLIGHTS HERE

Refrigerator salesmen.

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As we've already seen, the Nurburgring is a dangerous track. Perhaps it's not a great idea to tailgate all of your WRX driving buddies on it. How they didn't anything is beyond me.

Where do you live?

That seems like a sweeping generalization.

HOW DO YOU TURN

Always nice to hear, that's why I do it, but everyone always comes in already thinking I'm an asshole.

lolwut

:)

My thoughts exactly.

Oh I know.

Let's paint it bright orange, give it gullwing doors and call it the SV-1.

What exactly is Beemerfest?

Just wondering because that's not a thing that exists.

If you were dying on one side of this bullshit and the ambulance was on the other side, at least you'd die laughing.

The two cars have nothing in common and aren't even close to competitors.

Can I put a 3 rotor in my '67 Beetle?

We use NADA up here, banks and dealers.

That's right, I haven't learned tiers yet.