Is this guy wearing a fucking CAPE? No wonder the Bugatti isn't covered in snow and shit, he flew the damn thing to the top a' la Superman.

Boo hoo.

Is that where you stopped reading? Because the story goes on to say, well, it pretty much goes on to make you look like an idiot for typing what you did.

The Impreza 2.5 RS is a lot more attainable (and insurable) than a WRX for a teenage gearhead, but you still get some all wheel drive fun. I'll let our man Tavarish over at Car Buying explain why you need to buy one. Just make sure it's blue with gold wheels.

Hey, guys, Militadis was here.

Aircooled VWs, pretty much any of them, though the fuel injection they put on the Type IIIs and other cars really should be swapped out for a carb. Easy to work on, old enough to be cool, Supers have nice suspension, large aftermarket to make it unique, or whatever a kid that age thinks is unique. Oh, and easy to…

It's worth nothing that, while this isn't for sale in the U.S. right now, a larger variation of this same van will be on sale here next year.

That's what I do!

Aw, that almost hurt my feelings you sad unoriginal hack.

I lost the argument, better tell people to fuck off.

Yeah, uncut audio, where it was cut before. I don't see the problem.

Boo hoo.

Ferrari lights on fire just driving around: business as usual

Tesla lights on fire after massive crash: OH NO IT'S THE END OF DAYS THE TESLA IS HERE TO KILL US ALL WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN QUICK PUT ON THE FIREPROOF SUITS AND THE ALUMINUM FOIL HELMETS OH PLEASE WON'T SOMEONE SAVE US I'M TOO YOUNG TO…

This is the engineering porn, right?

I'm just fucked all the way around on this infographic here.

Yay New Hampshire!

Jesus. Stop talking.

Thanks, I have a few old cars, and this is the one that gets driven the most right now.

And my pig! GOOOOO C BODIES!

Panther platform cars, specifically the Crown Vic need to be beat to hell to truly make the car great. Potholes in the road? Whatever, run right through them. Bumps in the parking lot? Whatevs. Loading 6 dudes and 500 lbs of stuff in the trunk? That's all? It'll run for 300K miles, but the harder you run them, the…