Be careful about bashing Mini. They won't let you test any of their cars and you'll have to take stuff from a bunch of different articles to make your own. Wait....

And you're a very convincing liar. :D

I see this a lot.

Women with stars in front of them.

I get slapped a lot.

This is the best we have.

Why are you such a self-important asshole would be a first question.

No one cares who you are.

Cheap to buy, not to maintain. That's the biggest issue.

A voice we didn't earn? What the fuck does that say about you?

I'd buff....her.......headlights?

Yeah sure let's go with that.

You are literally the most useless, unwanted commenter here. Go find something to do. You're useless.

Fuck you.

I just got a mental image of little Otto tooling around town in a beetle and I lol'd.

You're also an asshole. His car just got stolen, and you're on your soap box. Whatever guy.

Go to hell.

Yeah, don't give up.

This sounds highly melodramatic but I kinda wanna cry. I hope you find her, Jason.

Yeah, I see it.

Know anything about New Hampshire, at all?

Did you read the descriptions, or just scroll and see the big headings?

Now where in the hell.....