cosmicthief
Cosmic thief
cosmicthief

Because we’re allowed to focus on more than one inappropriate/outrageous thing at a time? Because a public servant flipping off a reporter who’s just doing her job is another alarming sign of disrespect for his constituents, the free press and democracy as a whole? Because this behavior is only the latest in Issa’s

It’s not a “scandal,” it’s an example of a known bully being a dick yet again, and lying about it when called out for being a dick.

There’s nothing that quite affirms my status as an old as my befuddlement with the appeal of Kylie and Kendall Jenner.

Not having to deal with them is on my daily gratitude.

Right? I think the only interesting part of this is that he gave the prediction three months before Thicke’s death. Talking to a ‘medium’ can’t be all that common, even for celebrities. And Thicke was still young, his death completely unexpected. So that’s interesting. How he died isn’t all that surprising - a heart

This should happen everywhere she goes, every time she opens her pie hole.

Every goddamn time I see a picture of her, I want to slap her stupid horsey smile and her sperm shaped eyebrows right off of her face.

This is a good point. She is probably used to being catered to everywhere or had to deal with mean girl niceties and not outright booing and other vulgarities (which she totally deserves).

Yeah I can feel the pain and cringe. I’m not even sure I can handle recaps like this going forward. Though I was holding fairly strong until the Nicole Kidman gif. That look was pure woman-on-woman violence.

It’s called being a decent company. They stuck by him and by doing so, it has all blown over. Comedians shouldn’t be held to the same standards as politicians because the worst they can do is get someone butthurt. The worst a politician can do is make a decision that kills people.

Uncomfortable television makes me physically itchy, so I will not watch this, but the recap was a delight. Thank you, Bobby. :)

This was a show to celebrate Colbert’s years at the daily show. He never worked with any of the people mentioned.

ok?

I bet you’re fun at parties.

 Bite your tongue! No Wahlbergs in office, especially since Marky Mark is so damn Catholic. But I’ll be honest, I’ll take Arnold Schwarzeneggger as POTUS. I didn’t realize how lucky we were when we had his type of Republican around. (Love your name, btw! I’m still one of a handful of people still doing “Raindrop, Drop

You’re right, I love that he didn’t back down about the cock holster thing, and he just continues.

He’s not fooling anyone, he’s a Republican, so to have a chance against him, we’ll have to give the democratic nomination to Vin Diesel. Shit, we really are a Banana Republic now.

Colbert is being held back by network TV The other two can get away with whatever, and are much better because of it.

The clip of the nauseous homophobe is one of my favorite things ever. 

This made me stay late last night, so great to see them together, Sam and John are currently killing it, but Stephen is good too, I loved when Jon addressed the FCC complaint, he refuses the idea that a comedian should be held in the same standards as a politician.