cosmicthief
Cosmic thief
cosmicthief

I enjoyed him! He’s very charming!

I think someone in the writers room saw Into the Woods a few too many times and they decided to make him sing in everything regardless. Singing aside, I found Chris Pine to be pretty goofy and winning, honestly one of the better episodes this season.

While it’s better than the alternative, this isn’t exactly a ringing victory for democracy.

that shit is a straight up negligee for a toddler, which is 1000% worse.

A Kardashian?

Someone who just got handed a giant tax break by a republican congress?

I don’t think rich kids finger paint or do messy things. They probably have baby doubles to do that kind of peasant work.

A very good friend of mine completely broke away with his church and religion a few years ago after his brother’s funeral. His brother, who had been dealing with depression, took his own life. The pastor thought his funeral was a good time to preach about sin. The entirety of the service was a speech proclaiming that

You have to be a special kind of asshole to refuse funeral services to someone. I have heard of churches doing this, too. This person’s loved ones are experiencing soul-crushing grief. You don’t have to be the humanitarian of the year to show some compassion.

THIS IS WHAT JOURNALISTS NEED TO BE DOING. DO NOT JUST MOVE ON TO THE NEXT QUESTION. CALL THIS MOTHERFUCKER OUT.

The anti LGBT thing pissed me off, especially when neither of them would come out an say either ‘we go to this church, but do not agree with that aspect of its teachings’ or ‘we go to this church and this is what we believe’. Either way, they should own their beliefs, though I have a feeling they keep quiet because

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Tracey Ullman plays her as convinced that she’s a sex bomb keeping everything tamped down so as to curb the passions of the other world leaders. When offered a minor variation on the Merkel jacket, she responds “I’m not sitting in a window in Amsterdam!”

Yes - and sitting with her legs apart. Merkel-spreading. She clearly does not give a fuck about anything except getting shit done.

With the look on her face of “I’m sick of your shit and your father-husband’s shit.”

Like Marine le Pen, Ivanka is just a better packaged version of her father. Don’t doubt for a moment than she’s the same damn thing.

The Leader of the Free World doesn’t have to dress for other people.

Guilted? Imagine Daddy Dearest, looming in the background, and the steady realization of how replaceable you are if it gets back to him “somehow” that you won’t buy his entrepreneurial little twits’ garbage drinks? 

“As good fortune would have it, we had a bodyguard that summer,” she writes. They persuaded their bodyguard to buy lemonade, and then their driver, and then the maids, who “dug deep for their spare change.” The lesson, she says, is that the kids “made the best of a bad situation.”

Anyone else like that Angela is wearing pants and what look like practical shoes?

It turns out, and it was a huge surprise to most Americans as well, that many of the practices that make our form of government work are not set in law but rather depend on a shared belief in fairness and equity. We were not set up to protect ourselves from a family of grifters. That’s why the President (and VP) are