Don’t you get it? These MAGA chuds buying a blank book with their own money is like a total own of the libs. I personally had to retreat into my own gay space luxury communism safe space I got owned so hard.

I was at the garage today (and ended up having to buy a whole new set of tires- yay) and CNN was on. I seriously forgot how annoying it was to hear 45's voice. I usually just read the transcripts of whatever dumb thing he has said- but it was on the TV in the waiting room and I couldn’t avoid it. So much yelling and…

He’s probably lost $17,000 worth of golf balls since his inauguration.

When Margot Robbie did her impression on SNL earlier this season, I thought it was brilliant. She got that whole intonation down.

I cannot stand to listen to her speak. It’s so affected and calculated, every word. She tries so hard to sound innocent, yet intelligent.

In the late 90's or early 2000's when she was a teenager, a magazine (maybe InStyle or something) had a spread about her, and showcased her home. This is when she was calling herself ‘a model.’ It was a small house in the backyard of one of her family’s homes and it included a fireplace with sculpted flowers that…

Her plastic surgery couldn’t fully reconstruct the Trump butthole mouth, they all speak in a forced, painful way because their mouths don’t seem to stretch wide enough to speak properly. I’m not kidding.

It only stuck me last week how... constructed her voice is.

I think her childrens’ lemonade business is more successful.

We have Trump because America has a bunch of racist assholes who are willing to screw themselves over economically just to fuck over people of color? Yeah, that sounds right.

And doesn’t understand that teenage girls, while fanatic, are fickle and grow up to be totally embarrassed of how obsessed they were with Devon Sawa or whatever. Just a random example.

I appreciated this headline.

Plus she’s just bad at modelling.

Right? Isn’t being a national laughingstock/embarrassment kind of this whole family’s thing?

I wish the Freedom of Information Act applied to Pepsi. I’d love to know how many people passed before they got to Kendall.

She could also take the nice fat check she got from Pepsi and, I don’t know, donate it, to BLM, Planned Parenthood, etc. You’ve got plenty of $$, Kendall, but you might be surprised how good it feels to practice a little altruism.

In Egypt or in some Latin American countries the police and the military rape women. But Kendall is traumatized because people’s didn’t like the commercial she got millions to do. WILL SOMEBODY PRAISE HER WORK PLEASE ITS SO HARD TO POSE STIFFLY.

“and now she’s terrified she will ... become a laughing stock.”

cry me a fucking river Kendall