One year? ONE BLOODY YEAR? For kidnapping and sexually assaulting a minor? He’d have gotten a harsher sentence for possession of a joint! ONE YEAR???

It was in this past Sunday’s episode.Youtube clip

John Early looks like a bizarro universe Armie Hammer.

I mostly work from home and I’m doing a great job of becoming a shut-in. Highly recommended!

This is why I don’t open the door for unexpected company. Or the phone for unknown numbers. Or talk to people in general.

I love the supercut of her unabashed shittiness that oliver’s team put together, but the missed my personal favorite:

I think Trump forced us to take her side for awhile but it’s good to remember that our hatred for her is completely justified.

Bobby, I know people will decry my sentiments in defense of your poor soul, but I am beyond delighted that you are willing to sacrifice yourself so that we may have these entertaining posts. It’s selfish, I know, and I do apologize for that, but you are doing a service for us all, so thank you from the bottom of my…

I’m so tired. I’m just so fucking tired.

This girl is still a thing?

‘“What is off-putting about them,” one political veteran told me, “is they do not grasp their essential irrelevance. They think they are special.”’

Holy fuck does Trump look stupid. I mean just look at that un-thinking face. Those beady, unfocused eyes. You could hold the paper up to his left ear and read it through his right.

Anybody who thought that Eva Braun and The Other Eva Braun were going to be any kind of help was deluded. 

I fucking hate everybody in this administration and I can’t wait for them to live out the rest of their lives in disgrace.

She’s definitely rude to her colorist.

A year ago she was claiming to be 29. http://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/our-region/edinburgh/louise-linton-reveals-brush-with-death-in-zambia-1-4117377

That is animal abuse by uncommonly prudish people. This requires Doris Day’s input:

Harsh makeup and fake blonde hair. I’d have guessed she was ten years older than she is.

Louise has kind of a Real Housewife face.

For someone who married into wealth and US citizenship, she’s awfully clear about how much she personally sacrifices for the country. I thought people didn’t get automatic visas and citizenship from marriage anymore. Silly me, that must be for poor folks.