In Houston, there tons more than that came from.

Welcome to Texas: In the city you get to work and live like a human being. In the country and the suburbs, questioning the FOX news nation and sticking up for yourself is akin to the second coming of Santa Ana.

Pizza...yeah. We don't even have a decent Chicago style pizza place. There are a few old school new york slice house here, but not enough to justify a move.

Deadpool behind Jubilee and Squirrel Girl and Quicksilver and Animal Man? Squirrel Girl and Animal man high on this list?

Where ever you are writing from probably had a better baseball season than the Astros, so....swings and roundabouts?

Thanks. That makes it easier. Now all I have to do is kill one of these 8th graders in the PS3 crucible who have the twitched-out reflexes of a rat on crystal meth.

Example of ridiculous exotic bounty demands. "Kill enemies with void energy in the crucible, using your fusion rifle (completed: 0/500)

A lot of people like the McRib sandwich, too. Doesn't make it actually fit for human consumption.

Tony Romo's back: Fuck you Jerry Jones.

Someone's a cowboys fan. No city deserves Jerry Jones and Mark Cuban more.

Someone obviously a Cowboys fan. That city deserves Jerry Jones and Mark CUban. No city in America matches the personality of those two Uber-douches more than Big D.

Admittedly, much of the suburbs of Houston are the nightmare your hipster friends warned you about. But around Montrose and Westheimer and the Heights and parts of Washington Avenue...you should feel right at home. The Art Car parade alone screams "How's this for keeping it weird?" The Pride parade is no longer a…

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She always forgets her Secret.....

Lived in Dallas for two years. the areas around Greenville Ave and downtown are more progressive than Houstonians and Austinites give it credit for. But Mesquite, Grand Prarie and Farmers Branch and Highland Park are as conservative and hoity-toity as you can get in Texas. It's the birthplace of the archetypal…

More of a tie. Depends on where you go and what you're in the mood for. There are way more Mexican nationals that come here for work. And even though I love San Antonio and the food there is classic, perfect Tex Mex (especially the enchiladas, who I think no one outside of Texas knows how to do it like small town…

Who says? Rick Bayless?

Agreed. Finding away to nagivate the traffic here is a miracle akin to the virgin birth of Christ.

Gross overgeneralization of the time you visited the Alamo and went to Chuy's Tex Mex.

San Antonio is awesome. It think it's more of a three way tie between Houston, San Antonio and El Paso.