I was really holding out hope for that super-moon.

Pretty much.

Well, I'm in Austin, so for one thing, we're right in Alex Jones's backyard. And this particular round of harassment was kicked off by some unhinged YouTube guy who has been "investigating" ESP because he suspects they're under the influence of the Illuminati (their logo is an eye, and their motto is "we know what you…

RELATED: My neighborhood pizza place - East Side Pies (three locations in Austin, TX) has recently been targeted by Pizzagate idiots. They've been harassing ESP online and have vandalized one of their delivery vehicles.

RE: "…I come to the AV Club to try to get away from the dismal news…"

UPDATE: The ratman in Jupiter Ascending is named "Chicanery Night" so do with that information what you will…

Also, in RE: Max Shreck in Batman Returns, I bet that Andrew Bryniarski's character in that movie, as Walken/Shreck's son, is exactly how Eric Trump perceives himself physically. (When, in actuality, he's far more like like the ratman alien in Jupiter Ascending.)

They know. They don't care. Bannon bragged about it.

I, for one, can't wait for Dumpster Wars, whatever that may be.

"I'm Secretary of State, brought to you by Carl's Jr."

Hm.

(NERD ALERT!!!) I think she can shoot both ways.

What about the letters? And the Bullpen Bulletin?

What if she's standing on a grated surface and shooting down between her feet at something behind and below her through the grated floor? Like one of those just-so billiards shots?

I think it's because we touch ourselves.

I'd prefer this as an animated gif featuring a dancing Angus Scrimm, please.

From what I can tell, [Elizabeth] Marvel is very hot right now.

Hell, if the Bomb Factory is an indoor venue, I may make the trip up. Stubbs has a decent bandshell, but I still prefer stuff in an enclosed venue to outside.

Gr. Stubb's is not the ideal venue for this show, but I'll still be there.
PJ's a pretty glaring gap in my concert-attending history.

How much did he get paid for that fucking cologne commercial? I haven't watched a new release film with Depp in it in years, but Hulu's made me watch that fucker a million times, and if watch it again, I may be driven to self-harm.