Vote more. Don't wait until 2018 or 2020.

Hope nobody asks Micucci to sing harmony.

My father (who was a community college government professor) had a plaque on the wall in his office:

…once in a while electing dumbasses for president! We're electing dumbasses for other offices all the damn time.

I think I've bottomed-out on disappointment.

How great was she in Spy, right?

Shame he never came through on those death panels, though. I could sign up for some death panel these days.

Ghost Rower is the worst, though.

Best live hip-hop show I've ever seen was about 10 years ago. Jean Grae and Talib Kweli. I think they were on stage for about 3 hours.

Whew! Good thing I watched Final Destination 3 yesterday. Well, maybe "good" isn't the best term…

Some day, some clever person is going to make a really good doc about the influence of comic books to hip hop and hip hop artists.

Oh, right. Mermaids with Cher? He was one of the mermen, right?

What if Peter Sagal got the panel high before recording?

Jesus, AVClub! You can't go around posting Newswire stories about Wait, Wait in 2016. I was 98% positive when I saw the show's name in the headline that Carl Kassell was a goner for sure.

I thought we were all just hoping that they'd make up… then make OUT!

Man, the 69 club has gotten a lot more depressing than it used to be. I mean, sure, the clientele has improved, but it's hardly even about eating crotch anymore!

If he's gonna star in a film version of a 90s tabloid obsession, he should really play John Bobbitt, only this time when he gets his weiner hacked off, they replace it with a vibranium one. Then he fights people with is vibranium dick.

A bunch of civilians in Aleppo did. Does that count? (Checks the news…. apparently it doesn't. But Kayne met with Trump!)

What eats at me is that these kinds of budgets aren't even NECESSARY.
Clever filmmakers could make TEN John Wicks for the price of one Transformers.

I know my thighs sure think the same way! Thanks a lot, Cheddar Bay Biscuits!!!